Skeleton Hand Oven Mitt

Cooking. Until recently, was seen as the way "civilized people" eat. We Metalheads prefer to eat our meals when it's alive ( \m/ ), and while this might be against the law (covering the gamut from animal torture to murder), we needed to evolve from the way we eat.

These days, we have evolved (though once in a while we prefer to do it zombie-style) to the point where we have our own approach to a meal.

With any evolution, comes the eventual tools to make it happen, and even on a subject like cooking tools are ever more important.

Introducing the Skeleton Hand Oven Mitt.

I found this in Targets seasonal (take a guess which season this came from) section.

Beetlejuice would be proud of the skirt this glove bears.

And now for the obligatory modeling as best as a man who is at least 120 pounds over the limit for such an occupation.

And yes, the Barge to Hell shirt is to drive all the landlubbers who missed the boat nuts.