Poison Cereal Bowl

Cereal. The perfect breakfast (even more so for Metalheads due to its simplicity). A simple pop open of the box, tilt to the bowl, pour some milk and before you know it you got a quick but extremely effective meal that is primarily for the morning, but can be used 24/7 without the worry of the social disaster that comes with eating brunch at 5:00 in the afternoon.

For the Legions of the Iron-Clad military, finding the right bowl depends on the risk factor. Do we play it safe and eat from "normal" bowls? Or do we take a chance at "Breakin' The Law" and hacks some persons head off, break the skull in half, and eat the cereal the most Metal way \m/

While being in prison is definitely the way to go to prove ones "Metalocity", sometimes it is more intelligent to play it smart and leave yourself out of the penitentiary so you can continue the crusade. And one way to do it is by procuring a Poison Cereal Bowl.

Evil has a new depth, and it is about 4 inches deep.

The cereal to be used for today's test run had to be worthy (at least in some way) of the Metal Gods, and that cereal was Boo Berry. I would have gone with Count Chocula, but he was unavailable due to a double booking for Twilight. That's why he isn't so readily available in the aisles these days.

Boo Berry Cereal actually has a very depressing feel to it, so in a way, Boo Berry is the Doom Metallers choice of cereal, leaving Frankenberry as the Glam Metallers choice of cereal. Count Chocula would be for Goth Kiddies who think Marilyn Manson is Gothic.

The Doom Cereal Rises...