Billy Bobs Pirate Pacifier

These days, it seems Metalheads are spawning families of their own instead of the usual hit and run tactics of yesterday. What makes families? Babies. If its a couple, ain't much of a family, but once you throw in a baby or 2, now you got the numbers needed to make the definition of the word family.

Babies, being babies, are not known for being the most quiet, and while their wails and yells are perfect for our albums, sometimes peace and quiet are needed for the things we need, like reading a good book (White Line Fever, Run to Hills), playing videogames (Brütal Legend), or watch a DVD (Outlander).

What will keep a baby quite is pretty simple. A pacifier. Of course, not any pacifier will do the job as we are talking about a 'lil headbanger, and that means he/she will chew up and spit out the pacifier and scream his lungs out. What is needed here is a pacifier that will match his internal instinct of being a Metalhead, and that's where todays post delivers one of the most Metal pacifiers (never thought I would find myself saying this) to grace this planet.

Introducing the Pirate Pacifier.

The aesthetics are definitely raging with Steel Blood as the pacifier is black with a wicked-for-babies skull blared in the front.

Billy Bobs also offers other designs, and the only one that can give this Pirate Pacifier a run for its money in the World of Metal is the Red Devil Pacifier.

"Huh-huh, huh-huh", "Heh-heh, heh-heh", "nipple".

Time to unveil its most evil feature... it glows in the dark. Yeah \m/