Yttrium Cuisinier: Brutal Blueberry Pie Assault

Channel 13 is proud to announce a new series of posts titled "Tales of the Yttrium Cuisinier". This new section of Channel 13 will deal with cooking the Metal way, and while there are plenty of cooks infused with Metallic elements, this will be my version of it.

The first post of this new series will be dedicated to a Metal Fest of Brutal proportions. Introducing the Brutal Blueberry Pie Assault.

INGREDIENTS:
Vanilla Yogurt (32 oz).
Rumple Minze Peppermint Schnapps (200ml).
Fresh Blueberries (Approximately 2 Cups).
Oreo Cookie Pie Crust.

HARDWARE:
2 Plates approximately 6" - 7" in diameter.
A deep bowl that can hold approximately 3 - 4 cups of liquid.
A bowl that is approximately 6" - 7" in diameter.
Plastic Strainer (medium to big).
Paper Towel.
Spoon.

RECIPE:
I6Z6A6N NOTE: The following recipe requires a 24 hour prep time. This will be explained further in this post. Also, please make certain to have all the aforementioned items listed in the "INGREDIENTS" and "HARDWARE" section before proceeding.

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Poison Cocktail Shaker and the Screaming Blue Viking

The Cocktail Shaker. A crucial tool in the world of alcohol. It allows the mixing of beverages in a way a spoon or stirrer cannot accomplish. Like with any chemistry lab, the proper tools are needed to make the mixing of chemicals happen, and alcohol is no different. What happens when your run-of-the-mill cocktail shaker can't handle a \m/ HEAVY \m/ elixir? That's where the Poison Cocktail Shaker comes into the picture.

The elixir in question is the Screaming Blue Viking, a beverage fit for Metalheads and Metal Gods alike.

To present these items in todays post, I have decided to create a video since 2 items of massive greatness cannot be contained in a series of pics. Okay, you get 1 pic, but only due to the fact that it is the mandatory, obligatory, regulatory necessity of those who need a pic.

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