Poison Cocktail Shaker and the Screaming Blue Viking

The Cocktail Shaker. A crucial tool in the world of alcohol. It allows the mixing of beverages in a way a spoon or stirrer cannot accomplish. Like with any chemistry lab, the proper tools are needed to make the mixing of chemicals happen, and alcohol is no different. What happens when your run-of-the-mill cocktail shaker can't handle a \m/ HEAVY \m/ elixir? That's where the Poison Cocktail Shaker comes into the picture.

The elixir in question is the Screaming Blue Viking, a beverage fit for Metalheads and Metal Gods alike.

To present these items in todays post, I have decided to create a video since 2 items of massive greatness cannot be contained in a series of pics. Okay, you get 1 pic, but only due to the fact that it is the mandatory, obligatory, regulatory necessity of those who need a pic.

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Skull Shakers

Salt and pepper, 2 basic spices every household needs. From the dawn of modern culinary applications, spices are an essential necessity if you want to cook a meal properly, or at least to mace a injection of taste to the meal.


Today we look at dispensers of the aforementioned common spices which allows one to sprinkle on French fries in a very Metal way. Of course, the next pic shows how boring it is to throw some salt on the fries with a plain jane shaker. Notice how unMetal this course of action, with it's lack of life, excitement, and Heavy Metal greatness.


Once again, thanks to Targets seasonal section during the Halloween era of 2011, we have the Skull Shakers, and as you can tell from the pics, these are very awesome tabletop decorations that double as the salt and peppers launch base.


They had these in 2 colors, black and silver (Heavy Metals colors \m/), and I managed to pick up the black ones since they had a very Metal appeal to it. Think about it, dark skulls, meaning, the individual must have been evil down to the bone.


When you buy shakers, it seems the golden rule of thumb is to procure them in 2’s since anyone who only has one spice and not the other is either nuts, or has a misfired piston in their noggin.


To load these shakers with said condiments, you have to go beneath them and find the bunghole.


These salt shakers are a very Metal manner to spice up some fries \m/

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