Beavis and Butt-head Valentines Day Boxer Shorts

Love advice. Something Metalheads can use A LOT. We are not known for being the most lovable creatures in the world. While Glam Metal may have given us an idea of what love is, it definitely falls short of the mark needed to make the impact on the opposite sex as donning yourself in ladies makeup and sparkling pink spandex will not win over the gals in the "2010's".

So what's a Metalhead to do when the only extensive database of love is from an outdated subculture extinct since the 80's? Go to the 90's and seek advice from the next best experts in Metal romance; Beavis and Butt-head.

With slogans like "Hey baby", "come to Butt-head" or "boioioioing!!!", these 2 have mastered the feat of attracting women (at least by Metal standards as they managed to go up to women and speak with them. That's leap and bounds ahead of what the average Metal fan can accomplish), they are Heavy Metal's standard of handling the opposite sex.

To commemorate this evolution in Metal love, Target has provided the perfect attire if in the event we manage to evolve past the stage of just talking to women. Boxer Shorts.

Introducing the Beavis and Butt-head Valentines Day Boxer Shorts.

With these shorts, you will definitely attract many ladies, although the kind of attraction will not be guaranteed (the only guarantee is a phone call to the cops).

So, how you doin'?!! Got plans tonight?