Mello Smello 3D Skull Guitar Valentines Day Cards

Valentines Day Cards. Something Metal Legions have seen plenty of times (but rarely received). Why we don't bother with these is pretty simple, they are not Metal.

While the concept of giving a card with a heart on it is something foreign to our people, the purpose behind it can never be underestimated, and that's to attract women.

We now have the perfect card that can accomplish this feat and still retain the Metallic elements needed to deliver our message.

Mello Smello 3D Skull Guitar Valentines Day Cards

Info is power... wait?

Mirrored picture?

The cards are holograms that change from a skull to a guitar. If this isn't Metal, I don't know what is.

The backstage, no VIP passes required.

The transformation, before your "Electric Eye".



Here is all the designs that came with the set. Of course repeats had to happen, but at least it is not the "mandatory Metallica" segment a local radio station once did.

First up, the skulls \m/

Next up, the axes \m/ . Only thing that could make these cards more Metal is a axe to a skull \m/

Time to go backstage and party!

Out of all the guitars the set had, my personal favorite is the one that looks like a Jackson Warrior Guitar. If they would have made it black, it would have been an easier win amongst the others.

As the chosen one, I have decided to utilize it to its fullest potential and hand pick a person worthy of receiving a Valentines Day card.

You knew the pen was destined to become Channel 13's official pen.

The message is now scorched.

Out of all the women in the world of Heavy Metal, The Great Cheyenne deserves this note worthy of the Metal Gods \m/ . Why, because she can kick my ass, or cast a curse on me, or just look at me and I'll be "Running to the Hills", that's why.