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Thursday, February 14, 2013

Frankford Guitar Heart Box of Chocolates

The box of chocolates. One of the key symbols of romance. This contraption of cardboard and processed cacao has historically been intertwined with all that is Valentines Day and love. How many cartoons (especially cartoons), TV shows and movies has this item been shown in some comical way to present the characters desire for affection of the person he wants? Too many to count.

While we can go on and on about boxed chocolates, we are seeking a higher representation for the Steel-Clad Warriors who desire something on our level to express our love the only way we can, and so far, no such item has been available... until today.

Today's blog post is quite possibly the apex example of Metal Love, and it is Frankford's Guitar Heart Box of Chocolates.


The details that went into making this is amazing considering its intended purpose.


The fretboard and strings had the "nook and cranny" attention.


The pickups and bridge was not spared the "custom shop" touch.


The guitar pick was utilized in the most \m/ HEAVIEST \m/ play-on-words.


No such thing as a sweet treat without the strings attached.



Time for the down the neck view, to give the guitar mag feel.


Behold, the foil-caped destroyers of the pulse source.



The first of the destroyers, to lead the charge into the central nexus where all arteries and veins meet.



The destroyer unveiled, its dark and titillating tone mocks the blood pump to submission.



The destroyer dealing it's lethal blow, in one bite. The heart is now dead on impact.


The chocolate taste like an upscale Hershey Kisses, and the box is a very \m/ HEAVY \m/ way to express your love to the lucky lady without losing the steel touch. What are you savages waiting for, get one and show the ladies what we're all about in this holiday that was never meant for us.

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