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Saturday, January 5, 2013

Poison Cocktail Shaker and the Screaming Blue Viking

The Cocktail Shaker. A crucial tool in the world of alcohol. It allows the mixing of beverages in a way a spoon or stirrer cannot accomplish. Like with any chemistry lab, the proper tools are needed to make the mixing of chemicals happen, and alcohol is no different. What happens when your run-of-the-mill cocktail shaker can't handle a \m/ HEAVY \m/ elixir? That's where the Poison Cocktail Shaker comes into the picture.

The elixir in question is the Screaming Blue Viking, a beverage fit for Metalheads and Metal Gods alike.

To present these items in todays post, I have decided to create a video since 2 items of massive greatness cannot be contained in a series of pics. Okay, you get 1 pic, but only due to the fact that it is the mandatory, obligatory, regulatory necessity of those who need a pic.

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Death Metal is Spelled with an "F"

There comes a time when a tattoo job gets mucked up because the needle-jockey had a creators block stuck in his head. When everything is said and done, the block should be rammed in the head of the fouler instead of his pride.


CREDIT: funnyadsbiz2
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Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Hype Skull Speaker

Let's be frank, speakers aren't manufactured with the Metalhead in mind since the idea is to sell as many to different types of people as possible, and while we have always had to settle for what everybody else was using, we are fortunate that Hype has been unleashing a number of speakers that cater to the Metal Hordes necessity to listen to our sacred audio with a dose of armor to reflect what is on the inside.

Today we look at what is quite possibly their most Metal offering, and the louder twin of the 2, the Skull Speaker.

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Honda Odyssey, the Hellion of Minivans

Seems Carl's Jr. took a hint from Honda on how to push their products.


CREDIT grumpyncraby
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Carl's Jr. Jalapeño Turkey Burger Commercial

As reported on Blabbermouth, it seems Carl's Jr. fast food restaurants has decided to deliver the message of their Jalapeño Turkey Burger Commercial with the Sonic Fury of Steel.


CREDIT: Carl's Jr.
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