Mello Smello 3D Skull Guitar Valentines Day Cards

Valentines Day Cards. Something Metal Legions have seen plenty of times (but rarely received). Why we don't bother with these is pretty simple, they are not Metal.

While the concept of giving a card with a heart on it is something foreign to our people, the purpose behind it can never be underestimated, and that's to attract women.

We now have the perfect card that can accomplish this feat and still retain the Metallic elements needed to deliver our message.

Mello Smello 3D Skull Guitar Valentines Day Cards

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Dialogues of the Steel Jaws of Death: The Great Cheyenne

Pro Wrestling. A spectacle enjoyed by Metalheads since the dawn of time. This form of entertainment has been woven together with Metal throughout history and they belong to each other like peanut butter and jelly, spikes and studs on a denim vest & the ever epical unification of Punk and Traditional Heavy Metal (which gave birth to Thrash Metal \m/).

While wrestling by itself is as Metal as it gets, sometimes there comes individuals who take it to a HUGE level of \m/ HEAVINESS \m/, and the likes of The Legion of Doom (aka The Road Warriors, Animal & Hawk (can't forget Power Warrior & Puke)), Demolition, The Heavy Metal Sisters, The Undertaker, Jerry Lynn, Chris Jericho & Balls Mahoney have accomplished such a feat. Today we look at another wrestler who has successfully reached the \m/ HEAVY \m/ plateau and even surpassed it (by being a mother at the same time \m/ ).

Today's Dialogues of the Steel Jaws of Death is none other than The Great Cheyenne.

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