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Monday, December 26, 2011

Skull Flask

The flask, every alcoholics choice of spirit portability. This is a story of a container that has allowed people to carry their choice of venom with discretion since the 18th century. There have been plenty of flasks that existed before the 18th century, but todays post is the modern one everyone has come to know and love.

As Metal fans, we too like to carry our poison in discreet and unnoticeable ways, especially at concerts (Unless venue security does the whole cavity search pat down, than your screwed.). But not any normal flask will do the job, because as Metal Legions, we command a greater flask to do the job, and that’s where Targets Halloween section comes into the picture. Introducing the Skull Flask.


This flask may look like any other flask, but what makes it Metal is the Skull scarred into the flask, giving that edge for the Legions to carry this knowing full well that the Nectar of the Metal Gods now has a container worthy of the Gods themselves.

As with any modern flask, it has a hinge connected to the cap to prevent it from being lost, since intoxicated people and Legions are known for losing small items during these episodes.


At the price of $9.99 (As crazy Presidential candidate Michelle Bachman said about Herman Cains plan, it’s 666 upside down.), this is definitely a value any Legion can afford. Highly suggested, if you can smuggle it in the venue.

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