Essential Home Reaper Kitchen Cloth Set

Kitchen decorations. Until recently, it seems Metalheads were only left to sew a bunch of patches on aprons, oven mits, and chef hats. These days, all we have to do is wait patiently for the Halloween season to show up, go to one of the "big box" stores (today's parcels were located in Kmart), walk the seasonal section, and before you know it, instant decorations for a Metlaheads place of cooking.

Today we add some armaments to a place that burns, maims, cuts, shreds, mince, things that were once alive (without having to go to jail, unless you mean it).

Introducing Essential Home Reaper Kitchen Cloth Set.

First up is the pot holder.

Nothing in the back as this is the business part of the contraption.

Next up is the kitchen towel.

You aren't seeing doubles, this is the way it looks when folded out.

The backstage area, when done washing your hands, this is the part that gets them dry.

My personal favorite is the oven mitt. When worn, you are granted the act of killing someone by a mere touch.

As done before, time to strike a "brutal" pose fitting of  a "hellacious" cooking magazine.