Historical Day in Channel 13

Good day Everybody,

Today is a historical day for Channel 13 as we have broken old barriers and pushed the boundary of limitation to new heights that will eventually be demolished.

We have finally reviewed a beer from as very cold place (surprisingly, not from Scandinavia) called Canada. Congratulations Unibroue for spearheading the Canadian booze assault \m/

For the first time in Channel 13's history, we have finally interviewed the first male in our chronicled tall tales of getting to know people, and he is Emanuel, the creator of EMP's Heavy Metal Maniacs \m/

And for the classic 1-2 combo that will leave a Street Fighter in his/her face, we are syndicating Heavy Metal Maniacs, a cartoon that has a lethal concentration of Metal in a package considered small.

And for those who wish to read this blog in their native language, we now have a translator (located on the left with the rest of the junk) for your reading ease.

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Dialogues of the Steel Jaws of Death: Emanuel of EMP's Heavy Metal Maniacs

Cartoons. Before were just limited to whatever "seemed/felt" Metal (and if any of you say Inhumanoids was not Metal, you got a D'Composed sized problem coming your way. Honorable mention also goes out to Heavy Metal the Movie, the ultimate "being Metal with no intention" work of animation.). In recent years cartoons have been catering to our societies "funny bone", thanks in part to all those kids who grew up in the 80's having the opportunity to create cartoons based on Metal and not having the limitations of the previous decade impede our societies growth.

While there are many cartoon about Hard Rock/Heavy Metal, today we focus our attention on a brand new carton that carries the Banner of the Iron-Laced Stencil and with the hell-infused ink animating \m/ HEAVINESS \m/.

Dialogues of the Steel Jaws of Death presents Emanuel, the Architect of EMP's Heavy Metal Maniacs.

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Unibroue Maudite Amber-Red Ale

In honor of my upcoming trip to Montréal, I have located a beer that is representative of its Province, Quebec (it is originally from Chambly, talk about being a rep by proxy). While I am sure there are plenty of other beers in Canada that can hold the fort of \m/ heaviness \m/, this one has the distinguished honor of being the first beer to grace the halls of Channel 13 from its respected country.

Introducing Unibroue Maudite Amber-Red Ale.

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Channel 13 Video Syndication: EMP's Heavy Metal Maniacs

CREDIT: EMANUEL

TRAILER

FOLGE 1 (EPISODE 1)

FOLGE 2 (EPISODE 2)

 

FOLGE 3 (EPISODE 3)

 

FOLGE 4 (EPISODE 4)

 

FOLGE 5 (EPISODE 5)

 

FOLGE 6 (EPISODE 6)

 

FOLGE 7 (EPISODE 7)

 

FOLGE 8 (EPISODE 8)

FOLGE 9 (EPISODE 9)

FOLGE 10 (EPISODE 10)

FOLGE 11 (EPISODE 11)

FOLGE 12 (EPISODE 12)

FOLGE 13 (EPISODE 13)

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Dialogues of the Steel Jaws of Death: Tanza of Speed Clothes

Fashion. A word Metalheads know without realizing. Confused? It's pretty simple. When we dress ourselves, we aren't taking the advice from the writers of GQ/Vogue/Cosmopolitan magazine is listing. Instead, and depending which Subgenre of Metal we listen/adhere to/feeling at the moment of selection in our closet/drawers/bed/floor/wherever-our-clothing-is-placed/etc, once we put our gear of war on, instant fashion statement. Think about it, from the Thrashers with the White Hi-Top sneakers, semi tight jeans with vague-Thrash-Band-from-the-80's-that-only-released-one-demo shirt, to the Black Metallers who's only colors are predominantly black (primarily on the shirt, minorly on the face) and white (minorly on the shirt, primarily on the face) with spikes that can give one of the stages from Mortal Kombat the texture of green on its face, we can literally whip out a fashion statement faster than a supermodel from the aforementioned busting a heel and making the headlines of TMZ.

While our sense of fashion will always make the impact that only our music can rival and triumph (our fashion sense was born out of the music, you know, mother brings kid into the world, mother has right to exit kid out of the world. Hmmmm, this would make good Metal lyrics, but bad advice upon execution, especially from me), and today we look at an individual who has taken our fashion to Volume "666" and dealt a deeper impact in the fabrics of statements.

Dialogues of the Steel Jaws of Death presents Tanza of Speed Clothes and the band Demona.

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