When Spurious Harmonics interviewed Blaze Bayley about his decision to join the world of professional wrestling, he stated he has conquered the World of Metal and been declared the King of Metal (with VH1 certifying the claim), and was looking for a new challenge that grants his physical capabilities the opportunity to shine.
When Blaze first arrived to the WWE, he demanded a 5 count instead of the 3 count for pin falls as his contract stipulated he needed the extra time to catch his breath during his bouts. He has also demanded his pay in "5's" as it is his favorite number and the highest he can count, thus ensuring his confidence in his intelligence.
His entry into the world of professional wrestling was without its opportunities as he has had a number run-ins with problems. The first was during one of his many visits to a local Dunkin Donuts, and demanded 5 doughnuts instead of the usual special of 6 doughnuts. When the clerk refused to offer him the discount with the 5 doughnuts in place of 6 as per corporate policy, Blaze Bayley grabbed the clerk, slammed her over the counter, and gave her his special finishing maneuver, the Birmingham City Avalanche, destroying the counter and crippling his customer-service-employed-foe while taking off with the doughnuts and leaving $5 on the chest of his pastry-selling adversary.
When the victim, Rhonda Faye, discussed her horrifying experience, she said in her 20 years helming the counter she never experienced a customers poor reaction to company policy, and will never be able to attend to her duties as the incident left her unable to do the basic of functions her job requires.
Another incident involved one of the WWE's sponsors, Bumblebee Foods, as Bayley had a dispute with a field supervisor of Bumblebee selling its signature tuna salads at a WWE event in the Jobing.com Arena in Phoenix, Arizona. The dispute was over which company had the better canned tuna, as Bayley was a major consumer of Starkist Tuna (accounting for 75% of the companies profits). When the discussion turned south, the field supervisor, Bud "Fast Tuna" Faustino, delivered a docile backhand chop to Bayley's "panzer sized" chest, resulting in the X Factor Splash (as he yells "X marks the spot" before executing the devastating maneuver) delivered on Fast Tuna's lifeless body. It should be noted Bayley tried some of Bumblebees Tuna Salad and gave it a "Futureal" rating.
As part of a court order and a stipulation to his continued employment with the WWE, Bayley was ordered to provide free-of-charge commercials promoting Bumblebees latest offering to its clients, Tuna Powered Computers. The discovery was made when it was determined that fish are able hold amounts of mercury in their bodies, and by using the remains of the animal that was not used to process food, they can harness this to power the next generation of computers.
Blaze future in the world of professional wrestling looks bright as he harnesses the power of Heavy Metal, that grants him the powers to take on the likes of Hulk Hooligan, the Nacho "Supreme" Man, the Tito "Ay Caramba" Gonzalez, and overcome such challengers.
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