The planet Earth. Our home, our place we utilize to get what we need to sustain our lives (food, shelter, clothing, etc.), but most importantly, where we live.
What if one day there was another planet that can handle not only the basic needs of humans, but that of Metalheads? Where aside from the aforementioned planets offering, it can grant us oceans of black water and steel lands to harvest for our physical Metal needs like really dark (as in evil) beer and enough steel to construct an infinite number of Skull Rings, Iron Cross Pendants, Muscle Cars and Choppers?
While such a planet has yet to discovered for the Legions to call home, at least we can see firsthand how it would like.
Notice how this planet employs some of the main colors Metalheads are known for having on at all times, black and silver, in a union of HEAVINESS.
One can only imagine the type of animals that exist in this globe, but if it is any indication of it's tone, you would have sharks with gargoyles wings (we'll call them the Goliath Shark, since Goliath was the most Metal Disney character and in Disneys most Metal cartoon ever) able to fly out of the waters and snack on Raptor Elks running around the prairies eating titanium colored grass. Talk about a food chain of Metal.
As for the atmosphere? It would compose of evaporated liquified mercury with strong winds carrying its deadly payload.
Notice how the Metal capital of the world, Germany, looks even more wicked. With the iron mountains, to the platinum meadows, to the dark oceans hitting the shiny shores, this planet is definitely a place a Metalhead can call home.
Look, let me be serious here. I know I went off on one of my many insane and imaginary ramblings, but the truth of the matter is that if you are a Metalhead with an office, this is perfect to have in your office so you can feel like one of those uptight professors you see in the TV and movies, minus the snooty, condescending attitude and stupid jacket with the patches on the elbows.
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