Eristoff Vodka and the Pirates of Nassau Shot Glass

Vodka, as discussed before, is a beverage worthy of the Metal Gods and its impact in our society's history can never be under estimated.

The abrasiveness of Vodka is unforgiving, and this is in essence how Metal works. The music with its unapologetic delivery and the fans who are not afraid to show either the horns for good tunes or the middle finger for audios equivalence of shit.

While there are many vodkas available today, only a few can dare be worthy of the Metal Gods and their followers, and today we look at such beverage.

Introducing Eristoff Vodka.

With the Metallic Wolf howling at a Crescent Moon, this beverage is giving you the razors edge of \m/ HEAVINESS \m/

Looks like this is not the only gift France has given to the world of Heavy Metal.

"Bark at the Moon" - Quote taken from some random guy with round sunglasses who lives in a very shitty music tv channel.

Also on this is a previously mentioned shot glass that was promised to have its own exposé, and since I am such a generous person, this is another one of my infamous 2-for-1 specials post. Introducing the Pirates of Nassau Surrender the Booty shot glass \m/

With the musket pistol acting as the handle, and the message of surrendering the goods (not the Spanish Doubloons type), this shot glass has the "booty" to be Metal \m/

This is the entry "Back Through Time".

Time to "Unchain the Wolves" \m/

Zerstörer Sechs Sechs Sechs \m/

The cannons are loaded and ready to launch the ravenous wolves.

The spirit is from the "economical" tier of vodkas, meaning, it competes with the likes of McCormick & Skol Vodka. To say this is a competition would be like saying a Goldfish has a fighting chance against a Bull Shark.

The vodka is surprisingly good considering the tier it belongs to, the texture is somewhat rough but manageable and and the aftertaste slightly silky, and considering the price (about $12 for 750ml), its a great value. Definitely recommended as a great alternative to another French Vodka that has been making the usual rounds at the night clubs of Copacabana and South Beach (plus any other nightclub where the 30 Thousandnaires usually hang out to pretend they belong on a reality television show).